April 2011
67 posts
The Royal wedding.
myheadisaprison-andnobodyvisits:
My family:
Me:
My friends:
The majority of the UK:
Newspapers and magazines:
Some friends are off to see Tim Minchin.
And I’m going to camp in a field. Can’t help but think I’m missing out here…
“When life gives you lemons, burn life’s house down.”
– Cave Johnson
Thought I got 2 Caramel bars with this Easter egg
But I got 3. Fuck yea. Almost makes up for the rubbish weather…
Hiccups.
Fuck off Hiccups.
2 great days in the sun.
And I am suprisingly not burnt…this doesn’t seem right.
Early night to prepare for my 2 weeks of lazyness.
Makes sense in my head.
5 and a half hours sleep. 8hours work then 2 weeks...
I think I’ll start with something really adventurous and go for a walk along the canal.
Cleared my blocked list on MSN by mistake...
Now I get constantly harassed by 19yo bisexuals who want to tell me the size of their breasts. (or more likely automated spam bots, but thats not as funny).
“If at first you don’t succeed. You fail.”
– GLaDOS
Epic rap battle of history delayed. Sad face.
